Got a photo of your pet so bad it's almost impressive?
Blurry? Demon eyes? Mid-sneeze? A cursed panorama attempt?
Submit your worst photo to go in the running to win a studio photoshoot!
Why bad photos?
Most pet competitions reward people who already have great photos.
This one's for the rest of us, with 400 blurry shots of a pet we love, but can't photograph to save our lives.
How it works
Dig out the worst photo of your pet. You know the one.
Submit it with your name and email.
Each month, I will crown a winner.
You'll score a free studio session plus a print.
The pet in your worst photo becomes a perfect photo on your wall!
FAQ
What's included?
The monthly winner gets a full studio session with me in Bradbury and your favourite photo printed and ready to hang on the wall. The session includes all the usual Furtographer stuff: pre-session support so you know exactly what to expect, plenty of time (and treats), and an online gallery of your pet looking like an absolute legend.
What's not included?
Digital images. They're available to purchase if you fall in love with more than one. You can find the digital package pricing here: https://furtographer.com.au/#pricing
Where is the Furtographer studio?
Bradbury, in south west Sydney. Easy parking, calm setup, great light.
Is it just for dogs?
Nope. Terrible cat photos, terrible rabbit photos, terrible bearded dragon photos, all welcome. Dogs just happen to be the most reliable producers of terrible photos. If your pet has ruined a photo, they qualify.
How many winners are there?
One major winner per month, plus any absolute abominations that spark my interest. Winners will be announced on my socials and via email.
How long does this competition run for?
The competition runs until the end of September 2026, so there are several chances to win. Winners must redeem their session before mid-October 2026.
Who is this open to?
Open to all pets with willing owners who can drive to the Furtographer studio, roughly Greater Sydney, Illawarra and Southern Highlands.
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I would like to acknowledge the Dharawal people, the traditional custodians of this land. I pay my respects to Elders past and present.
